Oh, the holidays. I remember sitting by the fire with my brothers while my mom stood by the stove for hours, moving the same tart dish in and out of the oven, adding more and more absurd layers to some nasty-ass insane holiday dessert before covering the whole thing with vanilla merengue, kitchen-torching the shit […]

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I read my expletive-laden opus “The Bike Fucker” at Quiet Lightning’s 101st show at The American Bookbinder Museum in San Francisco a few weeks ago. It was a whole lot of fun, and I made some friends. Enjoy!

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